Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Come share oat with me in your robe
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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