Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
