Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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