is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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