6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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