This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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