matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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