FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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