guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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