i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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