I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Welp...herpes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
