I swear she didn't look like that last week.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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