this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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