It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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