Duck Duck Cougar?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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