Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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