FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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