whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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