Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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