i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dick very happy bro
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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