Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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