i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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