Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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