In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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