butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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