Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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