FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to sanitize my soul.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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