dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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