just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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