Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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