So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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