is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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