it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
sex in a hospital.. check
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
