3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
