Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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