me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize