Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
do nipples grow back?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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