I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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