She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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