I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my poor anus
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Pants are for mortals
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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