I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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