My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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