you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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