worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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