Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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