I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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