How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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