I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you will always have a special place in my vag
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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