what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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