I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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