That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
