Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
