doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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