VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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