I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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